Cold Good Morning Funny Quotes
- “Good morning! The only thing colder than my coffee is the weather outside.”
- “Rise and shine! It’s so cold even my coffee needs a blanket.”
- “Why is it called ‘morning’ when it’s still dark and freezing? Good frosty morning to you!”
- “Waking up on a winter morning is like getting out of a warm bed and stepping on a cold Lego.”
- “Good morning! The temperature outside is as low as my motivation to get out of bed.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard, and mornings are even harder.”
- “Good morning! I’m not a morning person, but if I had the promise of a warm breakfast in bed, I might reconsider.”
- “Roses are red, mornings are hard, I suck at poetry, coffee.”
- “Good morning! May your coffee be strong, and your blanket warmer than the weather outside.”
- “Woke up feeling like a popsicle. Is it winter or did I just sleep with the window open again?”
- “Good morning! If I had a dollar for every time I hit the snooze button, I’d be rich enough to hire someone to wake me up.”
- “Why do they call it ‘rush hour’ when nothing moves? Good icy morning!”
- “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Good morning, wise sleeper!”
- “Good morning! If each snowflake is unique, why does my morning routine feel the same every day?”
- “Coffee: because adulting is pretending you know what you’re doing until you figure it out. Good morning!”
- “Good morning! My bed and I have a special relationship. We’re perfect for each other, and I can’t imagine my life without it.”
- “Rise and shine! Unless you’re a coffee bean, then just stay grounded and brew.”
- “Good morning! The only thing I’m committed to early in the morning is my bed. Everything else is negotiable.”
- “Waking up is hard to do, especially when it’s colder than the heart of your ex outside. Good frigid morning!”
- “Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “It’s so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. Good morning!”
- “Good morning! My morning routine is a combination of coffee, complaints, and contemplating going back to bed.”
- “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning. The first is getting out of bed.”
- “Good morning! I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.”
- “Rise and shine! Just kidding, go back to sleep. It’s too cold out there.”
- “Good morning! My bed and I are in a committed relationship. It’s the only thing I want to see every morning.”
- “Why do mornings happen when I’m still tired? Good morning, world. You could have waited a few more hours.”
- “Good morning! My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.”
- “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning. The first is finding the will to do it.”
- “Good morning! If each day is a gift, can I return Monday?”
Cold Good Morning Funny Messages
- “Good morning! It’s so cold that even my coffee needs a blanket.”
- “Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s freezing outside, and so are you. Good morning!”
- “I don’t need an alarm clock. The shivering from the cold wakes me up just fine. Good morning!”
- “If my bed were any warmer, I’d have to file for global warming. Good morning!”
- “I thought I was awake, but then I stepped outside. Good morning to the icicles on my nose!”
- “Good morning! I love winter mornings; they’re like regular mornings, but with frostbite.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard, and mornings are harder. Especially when it’s freezing!”
- “If you think my bed is comfortable, you should try my warm blanket of excuses for not getting out of it. Good morning!”
- “Woke up and realized it’s so cold that even my blanket needs a blanket. Good morning!”
- “Good morning! The only thing getting ‘lit’ this morning is the fireplace.”
- “I don’t always wake up early, but when I do, it’s usually to go back to sleep. Good morning!”
- “Rise and shine! Or just hit snooze and give winter the side-eye.”
- “Good morning! My winter body is in full swing – it’s called hibernation mode.”
- “They say laughter is the best medicine. So here’s your daily dose: Good morning, it’s freezing!”
- “Coffee is my love language, especially on these freezing mornings. Good morning!”
- “Rise and shine! And by ‘shine,’ I mean stay under the covers where it’s warm.”
- “Good morning! The only thing I’m running late for is summer.”
- “Wishing you a good morning from the cozy comfort of my bed, where leaving is just not an option.”
- “I like my coffee like I like my mornings – dark, strong, and capable of melting glaciers. Good morning!”
- “Why is morning so early? Can’t we negotiate for a later start time? Good morning anyway!”
- “Good morning! It’s so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.”
- “The only exercise I get in the morning is trying to get out of bed. Good morning!”
- “Morning forecast: 99% chance of procrastination and a 100% chance of needing more sleep. Good morning!”
- “Good morning! I’m not saying it’s cold, but even the penguins are wearing sweaters.”
- “I don’t need a wake-up call; I need a ‘five more minutes’ call. Good morning!”
- “Good morning! May your coffee be hot, and your morning be short – just like my temper in the cold!”
- “If my bed were a time machine, I’d go back to sleep. Good morning!”
- “Good morning! I’m not a morning person, especially when the morning involves sub-zero temperatures.”
- “Rise and shine! And by ‘shine,’ I mean turn up the thermostat.”
- “Good morning! The early bird can have the worm; I’ll take the coffee.”