Monday Funny Quotes for Friends
Start your week on a cheerful note with a dose of humor! Whether you’re tackling Monday blues or simply looking for a laugh, funny quotes can instantly lift your spirits. And why stop there? Keep the positivity rolling through the week! Explore our positive good morning Tuesday inspirational quotes to stay motivated, or get ready for the weekend with Friday blessings quotes and images and Saturday quotes and images. For midweek inspiration, check out our good morning quotes for Wednesday. And as the day winds down, find peace with our spiritual inspirational good night quotes.
- “Monday is the day that my coffee needs coffee before I can start the day.”
- “Monday is the day that reality hits you like a ton of bricks – covered in glitter and unicorn stickers.”
- “I love Mondays! Said no one ever.”
- “Monday should be optional. Can I get an amen?”
- “Monday is the day that even my coffee needs a coffee to get through the day.”
- “Monday is the day that my coffee cup and I have a serious conversation about life.”
- “Monday is the day that I can officially start counting down to the weekend.”
- “Dear Monday, my momma don’t like you, and she likes everyone.”
- “Monday is the day that even my coffee is on a mission to escape the mug.”
- “If Monday had a face, I would punch it. Politely, but still, I would punch it.”
- “Monday is the day that I pretend to look busy until it’s acceptable to eat lunch.”
- “Monday, please be kind. I’m not ready for your shenanigans yet.”
- “Monday is the day that dreams of the weekend are crushed by the reality of alarm clocks.”
- “Coffee: Because adulting is hard, and Monday is proof of that.”
- “Monday is the day that my bed threatens to break up with me.”
- “Monday, why do you always come around so quickly? Do you have nothing better to do?”
- “Monday is the day that my bed and I have a serious disagreement about our relationship.”
- “Monday is the day that I wonder if it’s too early to start counting down to Friday.”
- “Monday, you’re like a math problem I can’t solve – annoying and pointless.”
- “Monday is the day that my alarm clock and I engage in a battle of wills. Spoiler alert: the alarm clock wins.”
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.”
- “Monday, why are you always in such a hurry? Can’t you take a chill pill and let me enjoy my weekend a bit longer?”
- “Monday is the day that I contemplate joining the circus so I can avoid adulting.”
- “Coffee is my love language, especially on Mondays.”
- “Monday, I would challenge you to a duel, but I forgot my sword at home.”
- “Monday is the day that I realize my bed is the most loyal and reliable relationship in my life.”
- “Dear Monday, can you at least wait until I finish my coffee before you start with your nonsense?”
- “Monday, you’re like a bad ex that just won’t go away. Can I get a restraining order, please?”
- “Monday, the only day that feels longer than a meeting about a meeting.”
- “Coffee and sarcasm: the two things getting me through Monday since forever.”
Monday Funny Quotes for Colleagues
- “Monday is the day that coffee becomes your motivational speaker.”
- “Monday is the day that even my coffee needs coffee.”
- “Monday is the day that reminds you that life is too short to be taken seriously – laugh it off!”
- “Coffee and colleagues – the perfect blend to survive Monday mornings.”
- “Monday is the day that feels like your to-do list is playing hide and seek with your motivation.”
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
- “Monday is the day that tests the strength of your coffee and the patience of your colleagues.”
- “Monday is the day that even my coffee is in a bad mood.”
- “On Mondays, I believe in coffee, in laughter, and in the fact that the weekend is just five days away.”
- “Monday is the day that requires an extra dose of caffeine and a sense of humor.”
- “Monday is the day that can only be conquered with a positive attitude and a giant cup of coffee.”
- “Dear Monday, my coffee is strong, and my attitude is stronger. Bring it on!”
- “Monday is the day that needs a ‘Do Over’ button installed on it.”
- “Monday is the day that proves miracles happen – like me getting out of bed on time.”
- “Monday is the day that says, ‘Hey, remember that thing called responsibility?'”
- “If Monday had a face, I would punch it. But first, coffee.”
- “Monday is the day that should be optional. Can we vote on that?”
- “Monday: Because nothing good ever happened before noon.”
- “Monday is the day that tests the structural integrity of your coffee cup.”
- “Dear Monday, please stop showing up so quickly. I need more weekend in my life.”
- “Monday is the day that requires an emergency stash of chocolate in the desk drawer.”
- “Monday is the day that reminds us we are stronger than we think – especially after the second cup of coffee.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard, and Monday is proof of that.”
- “Monday is the day that challenges your ability to find socks that match.”
- “Dear Monday, can you at least start later? Sincerely, not a morning person.”
- “Monday is the day that makes you appreciate the weekend even more.”
- “Coffee is my love language, especially on Monday mornings.”
- “Monday is the day that teaches us to appreciate the small victories, like finding matching socks.”
- “Dear Monday, you should take a vacation and let the weekend be a workaholic for once.”
- “Monday is the day that gives you 101 reasons to daydream about Friday.”